Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Weekend Fascist

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/237893081.html

With hobbies like this, you'd think this gentleman would have no trouble finding a lady. I honestly haven't met any girl who isn't down for committing some hate crimes. "The erotic kind of hate crimes," that is.

Ladies, he'd also like to have "arousing discussion on the beauty of Eugenics over a bottle of Schnapps." For a second, I thought he might be tough. But then I realized he drank Schnapps. Apple martinis, anyone?

But, as a gesture of good will, I'm certain, he says Jewish ladies are OK, as are large women. He only hates skinny chicks. Something tells me that a weekend with this dude will climax with leaving a burning cross on Kate Moss' lawn.

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Reply to: pers-237893081@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-20, 11:46PM EST


Weekend fascist looking for a lively Nazi-friendly lady to commit hate crimes* with. The erotic kind of hate crimes, of course.

Wide range of activities possible, from cuddling in bed with “Marches of the Third Reich” on the stereo to arousing discussion on the beauty of Eugenics over a bottle of schnapps.

Neofolk music also available.

Jewish girls OK, but must be self-deprecating ones. Large women are OK as well, no discrimination there (but be at least over 100 lbs, I don’t need a lawndart).



*No actual “hate crimes” will be committed. Or at least admitted to in public. Plus, it’s cold out this week and I’m not leaving the house to run around in the night doing silly things.

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