Not only will I bring myself, unlike the other gentlemen who require you to carry them somewhere, I will bring myself on a silver plater!
What is a plater, you ask? I thought it was like a Dutch plate, but it's actually a short lived Canadian junior hockey team. And this dude will take a former member of such team, dip him in molten silver, and somehow carry himself atop the very plater on which he lies. Amazing!
So anyway, here's the deal: he has all his nights at your service (can you believe this guy has no other plans? you would think a guy with this level of sophistication has dinners with royalty and business deals to attend to).
However, despite his availability, he will only bring "it" (himself?) to you when you need it (him?).
Also, and here's the big catch, "it is some kind of trust." I don't know if this is the aforementioned "it" that he will bring to you, but even then, I have no idea what he's talking about. But if you cant trust silver plater dude who posts for sex at 4:24a, then you have issues.
"Must be some attraction also." Man this dude is picky! Luckily he only needs "some" attraction.
Okay, here comes the remix. The author begs you to let him "mix the all thing together."
Are you ready?
Okay, here it come: "nice,warm,hot and wet in those cold winter nights...........just what we
need"
I am not kidding when I say that my best/most plausible guess is that he was just describing his semen. He is actually suggesting that in the cold winter nights, you will be kept warm and hot by his seed. In fact, it's what you need. Otherwise you (and possibly he) might die of hypothermia.
In conclusion, the author gets more poetic (if that's humanly possible) by suggesting that this fantasy exists apart from "this other world." I don't know if he means cyberspace or the dimension where people don't seek shelter from the cold by seeking sperm. Either way, I'm impressed that my mouse is so powerful that one click can transport me to a whole other world.
It seems the target of this ad is women who mistake interstellar transport with subsisting on sperm to avoid November weather. On the upside, that sperm is served on a silver plater.
I will bring myself on a silver plater serve with affection& attention - m4w - 30 (Upper West Side)
Reply to: pers-236579572@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-18, 4:24AM EST
Here the deal i have all my nights at yours service,only if u need-it i will bring-it to u,the only thing need-it is some kind of trust ,must be some attraction also , and let me mix the all thing together and here it come ,nice,warm,hot and wet in those cold winter nights...........just what we
need ,lets make-it happen its just a click away from this other world.
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