Oxymoronic

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cas/232831186.html

So this woman describes herself as a "small bbw". A BBW stands for "big beautiful woman" and thus we have a problem.

I feel this woman must be aware of the problem because she only wants replies from people "who know what a BBW is," which means that she doesn't want a nice guy casually looking for a new experience. She wants a veteran internet sex troll. I like a girl with taste.

I don't like that she may be into one of my friends. Which one? Now I'm gonna act jealous around all of 'em...