Monday, November 13, 2006

If you like bad movies and awkward prose, then I hope you're between 30 and 40

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/234085999.html


Okay, to get what's truly stupid about this post, it helps to have seen 9 1/2 Weeks. True, 1986 was 20 years ago, but I'd still say it was in the "modern day." If I were to meet a girl in Japan, I wouldn't call it a "Modern day Lost in Translation."

Besides that, I like the unawkward intro. Do you get it? Do you understand? Like maybe he's trying to reveal some deep truth to me that isn't apparent at first. Except, instead of profound insight on the universe, it's a reference to a cable porn from 1986. Same difference.

I guess I am sick of [the] status quo, but he's not sick of crappy movie references. Onto Sweet November (he forgot the first word of this movie title). "I wish to go out with guns blazing" this man writes, perhaps suggesting he's dying soon (like Charlize Theron in Sweet November??). If that's true, then this post is just sad. But I don't think he's dying soon. I think he's just a bad writer (which is almost as bad).

The author here is unable to "long" anymore (? can he short? will he just lose desire altogether? a buddhist would argue that that's not such a bad outcome)

Lastly, this type A personality is looking for an Alpha Female. I don't think this guy understands how types work. Ideally there's an A and B, like a Yin and a Yang or a plus and a minus. If you're a type A and you meet a type A, you end up fighting instead of loving, like a modern day Bill and Hillary.

modern day nine and one half weeks - m4w - 38 (Financial District)


Reply to: pers-234085999@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-13, 8:52AM EST


Do you get it? Do you understand? are you sick of status quo? I am looking for a torrid love affair. 2 mature adults, lusting for one another and having the time of their life. This will be the backdrop of November with Keanu Reevs and the Sexual intensity of 9 1/2 weeks. I wish to go out guns blazing, all work no play has left me longing for touch, fun, comfort and lust. I will not be able to "long" much more. I am type A, looking for Alpha Female to have an amazing month or so. I am in great shape, great looking and need a friend and lover. Please respond if you are attractive and between 30 and 40. No girls, mature women only. Please respond with a note, NOT a pic. That will come later.

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