Let's get one thing straight: You must always be treated as a lady. Always. So unlike the other dudes who will try to grab your penis or lick your adam's apple, this guy will treat you as if you were a real lady.
Why? Because you're busy. Like the author was too busy in 57 years to learn the difference between your and you're or how to turn the caps lock off, he knows you're busy.
But take a life lesson from this weary sage: make time for love and kisses. How much of each? Some and a few. If you can't take life and love advice from a lonely grandfather looking for sex on the internet then you may be doomed to a life of loneliness, looking for sex on whatever the internet's equivalent is in 30 years.
From out of the blue, a true friend reaches for your hand, and they don't make friends truer than this near-sexegenarian looking for hand-holding/heart-groping on the internet. He's always been there for you, ever since he was born in the Hoover administration up until he made the worldwide declaration that you must be treated as if you were a real lady.
I don't even know if he's the true friend or if he's just talking about true friendship as a total non sequitur.
But check this out, as the true friend reaches for your hand, you pull away! But in an amazing act of courage/love/magic/retardation, he touches your heart! How romantic/unexpected is that? I don't even know what base that is (dude, I totally touched her heart last night...)(or should I use ,,, instead)
He touches your heart with discretion and with the kind option of doing you in your place or offering his. However, I urge you not to touch his heart back, as any sensation at all my send him into cardiac arrest.
YOU MUST ALWAYS BE TREATED AS A LADY.. - m4w - 57
Reply to: pers-235827884@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-16, 4:33PM EST
YOUR BUSY.......YOU CAN MAKE TIME FOR SOME LOVE AND A FEW KISSES....
A TRUE FRIEND REACHES FOR YOUR HAND....AND TOUCHES YOUR HEART..
BLOND,,,6-1 FIT CLEAN...A GREAT PERSON...VERY DISCRETE...
YOUR PLACE OR MINE..............
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