Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Poor Planning

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cas/235137911.html

This post is written by a woman who is very sexual and very horny, a rare combination! As is BBW and lonely...

This woman is looking for a man who owns porn and who enjoys masturbating, which is kind of like posting online for a man who has internet access. Considering that 99% of men own some form of porn, she hasn't really narrowed down what it is she's looking for. (Okay, there are some people who don't have porn, but those people aren't looking for sex on CL...)

This woman is extremely sexual and very horny, but surprise! She has not had sex since she is planning to remain celibate until she meets a guy who wants total monogomy. Lots of guys like monogomy. But presumably she wants a guy who wants total monogomy... with her. Now we've hit a problem.

Her plan in the meantime is to have phone sex, masturbate and watch lots of porn. I don't think this woman understands how temptation works.

If you're a chocoholic, a good substitute for chocolate isn't hanging around a candy store and sniffing fudge. That's a good way to eventually surrender to your unfortunate yet throbbing psycological desire to gorge yourself with brownies. I'm sorry, but it's human nature.

This woman needs a new plan. I suggest "having sex with people."

Do you own a lot of porno DVD's / videos ? - w4m


Reply to: pers-235137911@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-15, 9:20AM EST


I am a black BBW in my 30's from Queens. I am extremely sexual and very horny, but I have not had sex for several months. I plan on remaining celibate until I find a guy who is totally drug and disease free like I am and who believes in practicing total monogamy. Since this is basically impossible to find, in the meantime I would like to find a guy who will have phone sex with me and we can send sexy e-mails and IM's to each other. Most importantly, I need a guy who loves to watch and jerk off to porn, and who owns a lot of pornos, so that we can watch them and masturbate together at your place. I would also love it if you would give me your old pornos or the ones that you are tired of, so that I can watch them at home. I have huge tits, a big round ass and a wet pussy and clit that I love to stroke and caress until I come. I masturbate every day, often twice a day, to relieve all the tension. If any guy out there can help me out - any age and any race is fine- I would be very happy.

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