Monday, November 20, 2006

Seriously, no jooke

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/237306629.html

If you have time to loose or if you want to make love slowly, this post is not for you.

This ad is written by a man of Italian descent who cannot believe "someone is fucking for serious with this game you know" which is an Italian expression which means "Hello Princess!"

The author again reminds you he is Italian and says that that makes him "a little beat diffident" about this thing, which means that the rythym section of his band plays with fewer beats and does so in a carless manner. I don't know what that has to do with his search for sex, but maybe you should bring your own lovemaking music when you meet him.

Right after that tidbit, our paisan starts SHOUTING: He basically explains the obvious: he wants sex (obv), send him pictures and if he likes them he'll send you his TEL NUMB (obv).

Here's a nice touch: a coffee meeting. A cappuccino perhaps? Maybe an espresso? For the cultural experience of coffee with an Italian alone this is worth it. Then sex.

No money. No trans. (but he didn't say no men... could that still be an option?) No jooke.

Seriously, no jooke.

IF SOMEONE WANT FUCK SERIOUSLY NO JOOKE!!! - m4w - 30


Reply to: pers-237306629@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-19, 9:13PM EST


Just for girls who dont have time to loose and they want to fuck quick!!!
I'm an italian guy here in town for work......I dont belive someone is fucking for serious with this game you know i'm italian and i'm little beat diffident about this thing....BUT I WANT TO FUCK SO IF THERE IS SOMEONE AROUND MANHATTAN WHO WANT TO FUCK SEND ME YOUR PICS...AND IF I'LL LIKE THEM I WILL GIVE U MY TEL NUMB AND WE;LL HAVE A COFFE MEETING THEN SEX!!!!
NO MONEY NO TRANS NO JOOKE.

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