The author of this ad needs some help. And when I need help, craigslist is where I go, too.
The author's boys tell him how "girl be doing a lot of freaky shit to them." Girl be doing lots of freaky shit, true, but his boys don't need to be going around town telling everybody about it. It's going to ruin girl's reputation.
What freaky shit, you ask? Well "suck there dicks" is one, but "fuck them in the ass" is quite another. I didn't know girl had a penis. Girl, what be wrong wit u?
So our author wants to be able to seem cool in front of his peers but hasn't much of a life story to share. He does share one slice of life with us, his intimate friends: he once recieved manual sex. Knowing that tidbit about the author really develops him as a character.
He is fairly unpicky, he wants a response from "some any woman."
I suggest he do what we all do when our boys are talking to us: lie. Just make up stuff and you'll seem cool. Heck, girl be doing so much freaky shit, people will believe it.
Need some help - m4w - 20 (Upper East Side)
Reply to: pers-237405777@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-20, 2:26AM EST
Well i am a virgin n i hear my boys tell me how girl be doing a lot of freaky shit to them like suck there dicks fuck them in the ass n i want that i tell i have but i really havent a girl jerked me off once but thats about it i am a latino male who lives my him self willing to learn how to do anything i have pic's some any woman just write me back thanx
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