Saturday, November 11, 2006

The hottest person in a guy's fantasy is the guy himself

Okay, compare and contrast http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/233277263.html with http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/233277800.html.

Unlike the other guy seeking girl posts from the same time period which describe the girl being sought (seeking SHAVED LADY or Asian Woman), these two posts describe a "masculine firefighter" (personally, I wonder what a feminine firefighter would be like... dainty?) and a HUNK.

They both provide unusually long narratives written in the second person, kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure (for oral sex, turn to page 5, for frottage, grace your fingers up and down page 36).

The major difference is the firefighter keeps telling you how safe you'll be (precisely 100%... though to be honest, the more you tell me how safe I'll be, the more I get a bit scared). The HUNK's only assurance of safety is the fact he put "Sleep Rape" in quotes. Your fears are once again allayed by punctuation.

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