Wednesday, November 22, 2006

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http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/238238182.html

The author of this ad really likes consecutive commas. She is a classic Latin American gal, so if you're a collector, she'll fit well in your collection of Latin American women. Right next to your vintage 1988 Selena and 1950 Evita Peron.

If I could say more about her, she enjoys the finniest things in life (who doesn't?) and goes from every attention a man can give to a woman like her. I think she's saying that she wants you to buy her stuff and give her lots of attention. A guess a "woman like me" is both really self-absorbed and unable to properly use the preposition "from."

She has an opend mind, which means that someone has sadly already opened it. It may be for that reason that "[she] wont spreed all [her] words for many stupid people that would read to ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,," The reason her post was so short was that she doesn't want to spreed all of her words. She knows like 100 different words, but she's only written like half of them because she's saving them all for a man of intelligence, the very sort of man who would be attracted to this young Gabriela Mistral. The dumb masses would prefer to read her post to ",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,," which I believe is Spanish for "...................." which is just a bunch of punctuation strung together and means nothing at all.

I hope you're Marv Albert, because if you're not, you'll have a very hard time seducing her whit your replay.

Hello ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, - w4m - 26 (Upper East Side)


Reply to: pers-238238182@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-21, 5:46PM EST


Hi,i am a very attractive classic Latin American gal,i love finniest things in live,goes from every attention a man can give to a woman like me,opend mind,fun,sincere,young,i'm looking for that man how likes to give the best and receive it,well i wont spreed all my words for many stupid people that would read to ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if you are the man i am looking for,we can make it happened, seduce me whit your replay and a photo of you

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