What do you give the man who has everything? He let you sit on his lap when you were a kid, and he let you stay up at night when your parents were out of town. He told you stories about the war and tales of your parents when they were kids. How can you give to someone who has given you the world?
Gramps, who had a soft demeanor and is hung like a horse, doesn't want power tools this Christmas. He doesn't want a collection of records or CDs. He wants a female to plug, preferably a willing female. And doesn't he deserve that?
Sure, a cheap ungrateful grandkid will just tie up an unwilling male, but if you care... really care.. give gramps the gift of a woman that reminds you of your own grandmother... a willing female to plug.
He will foreplay her real good (real good!). You know when an old white male who just discovered the internet yesterday when he saw about it on Eyewitness News foreplays you just right? It'll be like that. It won't be fancy pants caressing or massaging, just regular good old beat the Japs in WWII no frills foreplaying. Anything more may outright kill gramps.
Please don't kill gramps!
Then he will break into senile mumblings, like "horny, then lets connect." It's his way of saying "I love you."
GRAMPS, 61 ,WHITE MALE ,SEEKS FEMALE ATTENTION - m4w - 61
Reply to: pers-251952887@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-21, 9:04AM EST
i AM HUNG LIKE A HORSE AND AM LOOKING FOR WILLING FEMALE TO PLUG.
I WILL FOREPLAY YOU REAL GOOD FIRST. HORNY, THEN LETS CONNECT
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