Howdy fellow Cowpoke.
My name is Cowboy Will and I want to tell you that it's so incredibly obvious that you are the most depressed man in New York.
Few people who aren't in tears write "[After 20 years of marriage my wife just left me] - LOL!" Maybe LOL! meant something different in 1951, but in 2006 it means you're a sixteen year old girl. A few examples:
OK use of LOL!: Remember the show Even Stevens? It was like the mature Thats So Raven. LOL!
Not OK use of LOL!: Now that my wife left me, I'm middle aged, divorced, and looking for sex on the internet. LOL!
At the very least, have some standards in a new woman. Believe it or not, some attractive young ladies are into the whole successful older man thing. Act like you have options.
"But I thought maybe you've got a party going I can get into." By party, do you mean vagina? Real cowboys use the term "girlin' hole." It's more authentic, as befits our Western lifestyle. I think it may also be a Native American term that we adopted. I'm unsure.
I know it's a long and lonely trail, but worst comes to worst, take a tip from me: the buffalo can't sue you for harassment.
Later pilgrim,
Cowboy Will
Back in the saddle again - m4w - 55 (Midtown)
Reply to: pers-251956740@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-21, 9:19AM EST
So 20+ years later she says the party's over - LOL! But I thought maybe you've got a party going I can get into.
Successful, generous executive with humor, intelligence, sophistication and confidence. Fit, muscular, obsessively athletic, youthful in appearance. Vigorous, virile, long-long lasting and back for still more. Dominant, in a non-fetish, safe and loving way. Creative, wicked and ravenously oral, too!
You: uninhibited and sensual.
Riders up!
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