The author of this ad attempts to parody the reminders on Channel 5 every night at 10p for parents to consider the possibility that their kids have been kidnapped. First among my many complaints about the title is that the timestamp reveals that the ad was written at 12:09. If this guy is as good at pleasing women as he is at telling time, then I don't know where your orgasm is but it's nowhere near this guy.
He describes his fantasy adultery as "oogly-woogly and yaaaah-mon." I have no idea what oogly-woogly sex entails. I think it involves fat people.
The author then uses way too many adjectives to describe the sex he wants: not-too-serious/frivolous; not too kinky/adventurous; passionate/not crazy; slightly wild/drama-free. I like that he uses semicolons (they're classy) but what does "frivolous" mean in this context? What is the difference between that and frivolous? What's the difference between passionate and crazy and slightly wild? I don't think even he knows.
He's very comfortable with women, unlike the other authors who cry or hide when women come into the room. This sounds suspect, though, as by the descriptions of sex he provides, I'm unsure if he's ever touched a woman before (despite being married). Also, his attempt at flirtation asks women to send him songs and TV shows, like he's flirting with Napster instead of looking for some gruntiful sex.
It's 11:30 -- Do You Know Where Your Orgasm Is? - m4w
Reply to: pers-246282434@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-09, 12:09AM EST
Summer is long gone but I'm still in heat. I'm looking for single woman who is equally smoldering, fun and hungry. I'm married, 40s, looking for something hot but fun and light and bouncy. It should be sweaty, gruntiful, lickalicious, tasty, oogly-woogly and yaaaah-mon. It should be not-too-serious, but not frivolous; mutually satisfying; not too kinky, but adventurous; passionate but not crazy; slightly wild but drama-free. I'm good-looking, in good shape, masculine, very comfortable with women. Funny and smart. Please be attractive, in shape, smart, sane and know what you want. Write a cool note, send a pic, send your favorite songs or restaurants or TV shows.
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