This ad begins with a bit of Euclidean logic:
you like big tits -> you will like the author
That is an amazing statement. It's not just that the author has large breasts (in fact, the author never explicitly says she has them), but that if you are in the subset of men who like big breasts (roughly 99.5-100% of straight men) then you will like the author. Even if you're a terrible misogynist, someone the author made fun of in high school, a bitter anti-American jihadist who hates the disgusting godless west, you will like the author.
It's odd that such a well-liked figure needs CL for sex. But life is odd.
It's a shame the author has a good job (aka the kind that makes you wear clothes over your breasts, as so many high powered executive jobs demand these days for reasons that escape me).
The author concludes her ad by telling you what she wants done to her breasts and then asking you to tell her what you will do to her breasts. If you know how to use the copy and paste function on your computer, you're this woman's type.
If you like big Jugs - w4m - 32
Reply to: pers-251565963@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-20, 12:04PM EST
Just moved to New York for work from the west coast. If you like big tits (no, they are not natural) you will like me. I am educated and have a good job that requires them to be hidden during the day but at night they like to come out and play. If you want to put your cock between my tits, suck them and play with my nipples send a pic and tell me what you will do to me this weekend.
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