Monday, April 2, 2007

plz dont tell the dental ethicists

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/304575063.html

I don't have a D.D.S., but I think this is a bad idea. All day long, a denist has to deal with gross mouths and messed up teeth. So why would you think a dentist would find your gross mouth attractive?

Further, how sexy are you if you're in serious need of dental work? By revealing that you desperately need dental work (and quite desperately it seems), you're revealing that either
  1. You have teeth poking out in the wrong directions
  2. You have open sores in your mouth or
  3. Your teeth are falling out
I'm in to all kinds of crazy things, but none of those really sound like turn-ons, to be honest.

Also, who are you to demand that this guy be a "licensed" dentist? He won't be for long if he does this, or are you not familiar with Section 2G of the American Dental Association's Principles of Professional Conduct or with the ADA Policy on Gift Giving to Dentists. Or did you at least see Steve Martin's least funny movie ever?

However, in your defense, the ADA has no specific rule saying "Don't trade root canals for hand jobs on the internet." So maybe you're in the clear.

are you a dentist help me plz - w4m - 26


Reply to: pers-304575063@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-02, 6:18AM EDT


sexy woman in need of dental work. Will trade services with you.
Must be a licensed dentist please no games this is a real need and I am willing to provide a thoroughly good time in exchange for it.
contact me for pics

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