Saturday, March 31, 2007

Attack of the GIANT BREAST!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/303405799.html

This ad cuts straigh to the point: the author has a giant breast! Thus, you should sleep with her. What part of that equation needs further explanation?

I urge you not to focus on the regular sized breast that sits to the left of and somewhat beneath her enormous sister. She doesn't even get a mention in this ad.

She mentions five separate times that she is a heavy woman. This is especially interesting given the brevity of the ad. Not including "and" and "with," the ad has 16 words and numbers, of which 5 tell you that she's a big woman. Over 1 out of every 3 words of this ad is "I'm HUGE." That's an amazing ratio.

All this generous, thick And sexy woman wants from you is to cover her cap fare. Why? Because in addition to having a GIANT BREAST, she also has a GIGANTIC THIN SKULL, which requires a huge hat to keep her head warm.

Hats cost money, people. $$

THICK And SEXY BBW with GIANT BREAST - w4m - 33 (Midtown)


Reply to: pers-303405799@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-30, 8:40PM EDT


just cover my cap fare $$
5'5 235lbs Beautiful and shapely

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