Tuesday, April 17, 2007

If a tree falls in the forest...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cas/313580379.html

If a woman takes advantage of you and you're not awake to see it, what was the point? Also, how is this guy so confident that he'll have an erection while he's passed out. On that note, how does he intend to ensure he'll be passed out?

My only guess is, Romeo and Juliet style, he'll overdose on Valium and Viagra and wait for his beloved to meet him.

I find it odd this gentleman calls his erection "raging" considering the rest of him is "comatose."

I also find it odd that this dude insists on having a woman. It's not like he'd know the difference.

If I were this dude's friend, I would just take the condom, splash some water on his pants, and leave. The next morning, he'll be as happy as a kid with bubble wrap. If I were any rational woman, though, my way of "taking advantage" of this dude would be taking his wallet and getting the heck out of the hotel.

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME WHILE I AM PASSED OUT - m4w - 36


Reply to: pers-313580379@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-17, 1:23PM EDT


HERE'S THE SCENARIO, YOU COME TO MY LOCAL HOTEL ROOM TONITE AROUND 10PM, I LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN, YOU COME INTO THE ROOM AND FIND ME PASSED OUT ON THE BED. BEST OF ALL I HAVE A RAGING ERECTION. NOW YOU CAN COMPLETELY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME. DO WHATEVER YOU DESIRE INCLUDING MOUNTING MY COCK. I WILL LEAVE A RUBBER ON THE BED IF YOU WISH TO DO SO. GET IN TOUCH EMAIL OR IM ON YAHOO:
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