Sunday, April 8, 2007

Autobiography, Chapter One

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/308193358.html

Some day in the future, a great leader will begin his memoirs with the story of how his parents met. His father was going in for some kind of surgery that would render him sterile, possibly because he was a sex offender. As any guy would do before the surgery, he posted on CL looking for an Asian woman who:
  1. Had never had a kid before
  2. Wanted to have her first child not with the man of her dreams or a longtime love, but with someone desperately seeking eggs on the internet
  3. Despite never having made a child before, is willing to start within the next month because of an internet ad
The author has pretty high standards. For example, he wants the mother of his children to "not have genetic problems."

What more do you need to know about the father of your first child, besides w/m and 6'2"?

Chapter One of this autobiography will entirely explain Chapter Eight: Years of Therapy.

Seeking Asian woman to have child - m4w


Reply to: pers-308193358@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-08, 1:02PM EDT


Seeking a Asian woman 22-35 to have a child. Need to not have genetic problems and not had any children before. Need to be ready in next month or so before my surgery. I am w/m, 6'2".

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