When I think about the kind of person who is such an expert in sex, I think about 22 year old men.
Our plucky professor writes, "I hear pretty often from other guys [about manual sex]." Wow, you have weird friends when a frequent topic of conversation is women's inability to bring them to orgasm. Maybe your friends are gay or quadraplegic because the male orgasm is easier to achieve than admission to Arizona State.
I wonder how this dude will teach you to give oral sex. I don't think he has fully thought about how these lessons will work. Also, at the age of 22, no one should be involved in hand jobs anymore. Unless his students are 16, in which case he has an entirely different problem on, well, his hands.
The author ends with "a final word," which is actually two dumb phrases:
"take charge of your abilities. Here's to education and pleasure!"
The first final word is written like it was half plagiarized from a successory.
The second is just stupid. Here's to pretending to be a sexual teacher to overcompensate for no real sexual knowledge or ability!
Teacher seeks student(s) - m4w - 22
Reply to: pers-257873043@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-05, 1:26AM EST
Ladies,
Have any of you ever felt unsure about whether or not you are pleasing a partner during handjobs or blowjobs? I hear pretty often from other guys about how this girl or that girl just didn't know what she was doing and turned a guy off.
My proposal: I will teach you how to give handjobs and blowjobs that will drive them wild. In some cases, I may be interested in learning a few things from you as well. After all, a teacher never really stops being a student.
I'm 22, white, attractive, and intelligent. Women who are 18-24, clean, drug-free, std-free, attractive, and interested in bettering their sexual performance should apply.
Please reply with a picture that shows your face and at least a little bit of your body (clothed or unclothed is fine); no pic probably means no reply. Hosting will be worked out on an individual basis.
A final word: take charge of your abilities. Here's to education and pleasure!
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