Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Have Fan, Will Travel

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/270521948.html

The author of this ad is either a poet or possesses the same command over English that I have over the ground troups in Afghanistan.

He starts out either bragging about his fan ownership or advising you to have a fan. After all, it is only freezing outside in New York right now, so you really should have a fan.

The author of the ad would like to relax/have a smoke party/just hang out/enjoy the moment. Why? Because he loves to party with you rock and roll.

Either rock and roll is an adverb, describing how he loves to party with you, or it is the object of the pronoun you. He loves to party with you, the living essence of rock and roll. On the off chance that Bill Haley or an ethereal spirit representing rock is reading CL at quarter to midnight on a Monday, they should be flattered.

The author is a white man. He either wants you to come to him or he is advertising that he is in possession of sperm. The latter, I guess, is crucial for you to just enjoy the moment at the smoke party.

love to party with you rock and roll - m4w - 35


Reply to: pers-270521948@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-29, 11:42PM EST


have fan
would like to relax have a smoke party
just hang out enjoy the moment
wm
come

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