Below are a collections of posts made by the same guy, posting the same picture of himself, over the course of one week. I think if you're always ready for sex, it is no longer appropriate to say you're "in the mood." In the mood suggests that you sometimes are not in the mood. This guy is in the mood for sex like I am in the mood for breathing or not getting hit by a truck.
The author has a classic style: he's brief. He made one foray into popular culture: he likes Borat. He puts most of his push into his titles, and reserves the body of his posts for, if anything, punctuation or an emoticon.
He likes emoticons. He also went through a phase (one that has ended) where he was interested in female ejaculation. Despite the fact that the author thinks he's "got that down," he no longer advertises that skill. I wonder why...
My favorite post is the rare epic produced by this bard. He made a take-out menu of sorts, which includes the squirting, but also includes moronic parenthetical commentary. After discussing his willingness to perform manual sex on you, he adds "i want to make you cum." Well thank you, I was wondering what your finger was doing up there. After mentioning you watching him abuse himself, he adds, "you're a bad girl." This walking barometer of morality hits the nail on the head again.
One can only hope that one of these ads paid off for the author. Otherwise, coming up with various permutations to accompany the same ad would be really, really sad.
i'm so in the moooooood :) - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-260817646@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-10, 11:45PM EST
you?I like you --- you like me? Let’s have a sexy time (borat) - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-260147608@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-09, 6:00PM EST
:)I offer great sex this afternoon - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-260045412@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-09, 2:45PM EST
xxxI can be there in a few... - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-259781882@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-09, 12:20AM EST
or you can cum here...Morning Fantasy Menu (Pick one) - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-258903678@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-07, 10:49AM EST
1. Let me kiss the outside of your panties until you are soaking wet (Mmmmm)
2. Let me finger you slowly as I kiss the back of your neck (i want to make you cum)
3. Unzip my fly and pull my cock out and stroke it (control me)
4. Let me masturbate for you as you watch (you're a bad girl)
5. Licking you long and deeply until you are very wet (my favorite)
6. Spanking you (you deserve a spanking, i want you over my lap bad girl)
7. Taking you against the wall (your hands are on the wall while we stand up)
8. Put my cock between you breasts (we will cover them with baby oil first)
9. Use your toy because you need a helping hand, tongue, DP…
10. You tell me _____________________________________________?want some - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-258826566@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-07, 1:45AM EST
?are you in a sexy mood? - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-258360215@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-06, 12:08AM EST
me too, let's meetcome for a drink - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-258286633@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-05, 8:52PM EST
and we'll see what's upI can make you SQUIRT - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-258002962@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-05, 11:36AM EST
.I would love to teach you some new moves.... - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-257442534@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-04, 10:08AM EST
.Want a Jewish orgasm? - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-257324217@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-04, 12:01AM EST
your turn...quick fuck at my place - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-257315722@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-03, 11:37PM EST
:)Curious about squirting? - m4w - 36 (Nolita)
Reply to: pers-257195237@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-03, 6:56PM EST
I think I’ve nailed it down :)
No comments:
Post a Comment