Remember those commercials where Sally Struthers would advertise correspondence courses where you could either finish your Associates Degree, study accounting, or study something stupid like Gun Repair? Even that was less of a scam than this 50 year old's ad.
I think the first step towards sexual confidence is not sleeping with 50 year old attached men you find on the internet. But I'm no sex teacher, so I don't know what I'm talking about. Instead, a real sex guru knows the way to begin instilling confidence in a your sexuality is by hearing the following:
Just because you spread your legs and allow a man to plow into you and enjoy himself does not make you a great lover. He can get that from any prostitute on the street.I know that being compared to a prostitute was what helped me develop the phenomenal sexual confidence I have today.
Up next in the ad is the synopsis of 1988 soft-core porn "Dangerous Liasons" (though the version that this half-century man saw on reel-to-reel was just "Dangerous Liason"). In the synopsis, the author of the ad compares himself to an old man who has sex with a fifteen year old girl.
Man I wish this guy gave suaveness lessons to dudes!
Also, the guy's synopsis of the movie isn't even accurate. The movie also had a lot of duels, which I doubt our veteran teacher will also prepare his student for.
Lastly, the author gives us "the deal."
A. If he has a girlfriend, why not teach her sexual self-confidence? Or is she so confident that she doesn't realize you're cheating on her?
B. This sounds like the same thing as A.
C. Well, obviously you do if you're posting on Craigslist at 1:30a.
D. Why? In your very own movie, Dangerous Liasons, the "debaucher" character hates what he does and is criticized severely for it. My guess is that you're repaying the adulteress who taught you about sex, using some lessons from another crappy movie, Pay It Forward.
Personal Sexual Trainer - m4w - 50
Reply to: pers-257874503@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-05, 1:30AM EST
Do you lack confidence in your sexual abilities and knowledge? Have you ever wished that there was some kind of class you could take that would teach you how to be a capable and possibly great sexual partner?
Just because you spread your legs and allow a man to plow into you and enjoy himself does not make you a great lover. He can get that from any prostitute on the street.
In the movie "Dangerous Liason", the spurned lover of a man of prominence, as an act of revenge, coerces an older experienced man to de-flower the future wife of her Ex-Lover, a girl of 15 who is a virgin. The older man not only de-flowers the girl but in fact teaches the girl, over a series of lessons, how to be a great lover. The idea being that not only would the soon to be groom discover that his bride was not a virgin, but in fact a very experienced lover.
While I was sexually experience by my late 20's, it wasn't until I had an affair with a married woman, 20 years my senior, that I learned how to be a good lover. She was my Personal Sexual Trainer.
So here's the deal.
A. I am attached.
B. I have a a girl friend
C. I don't need to get laid
D. I would sincerely like to help ladies who are shy or unsure of themselves to get the benefit of my experience and teaching.
As for the particulars, I am in my 50's, white, trim, reasonably good looking and a professional.
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