This post is a salad of ALL CAPS, numericals, and the equals sign.
The author is look 4 a submissive woman. How old? Well, 18== up. I'm guessing he's a Java or C programmer and is using the == boolean test to establish whether his woman's age is equal to the age of his preference. Either that or he's just weird.
Hello there, he begins, you will see my pix. And sure enough, you see his pix below the post. The prophesy is fulfilled. The pix that he encloses are, from upper left to lower right: a picture of the Pink Panther (with a caucasian human penis grafted on) having sex with Minnie Mouse, a picture of the author passed out on a bed holding his erect self, a picture of the author performing oral sex on a woman who subscribes to a religion that prohibits the use of razors, and the insides of a black woman (if you zoom in, you can actually see her pancreas). Think for a moment: this man purposefully chose these four pictures to advertise himself. He expresses through collage what words can only begin to state: he is some sort of weirdo.
If your look 4 a good man, this is the author. In case you are color blind (and if so, why would you care?), he is a white man. He puts the words ME in all caps when declaring that race is unimportant to him. I think it shows that while he is not a racist, he can still be a bad person by being egocentric.
If your looking to meet up 4 some fun sex? Good. We can meet up.
Lots of women enjoy Receiving Oral Sex (proper noun), Toys, and then being fuck. But the author insists that the woman who he encounters enjoy those things in that order. Come on, ladies, it's just common sense.
When the author began writing his ad, he was in the Bronx (thus the ad being filed in the Bronx section). But now, as of the middle of the ad, he is in westchester. This man is on the move. You better respond quickly before he magically quantum leaps somewhere (somewhen?) else.
If he likes you, you can cum on over. Where and for what, you ask? He recognizes the ambiguity in "you can cum on over," especially given the unclear context of his ad. He clarifies: to his house to get off.
I AM LOOK 4 A SUBMISSIVE WOMAN 18== up - m4w - 48
Reply to: pers-238966749@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-23, 1:46PM EST
hello there you will see my pix . if your look 4 a good man this is me am a white man, 48 years of of age, drug free, disease free. race and is not important 2 ME . ===I AM LOOKING 4 SUBMISSIVE WOMAN.==== 18 & UP =if your looking to meet up 4 some fun sex ? good we can meet up .no strings .I AM looking 4 a woman that loves Receiving Oral Sex, Toys and THEN being fuck . I AM LOOKING 4 WOMAN THAT LIKE 2 HAVE MY DICK rub all over them . I AM LOOKING 4 THE WOMAN THAT LIKE TO BE FUCK GOOD . I AM THE MAN 4 YOU /// we can have fun. NOW I AM IN westchester . IF YOU LIKE TO MEET UP THEN YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME . AND YOU NEED A PIX OF YOU . TELL WHAT YOU LIKE .WOMEN THAT R 18 & UP THEN YOU CAN CUM ON OVER . TO MY HOME AND GET OFF
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