The author of this ad is seeking a Wall Street trader type guy. She then goes on to describe such a guy, in quite unflattering terms. Then, she says that if you meet the description of the very kind of guy she is seeking then... surprise! She doesn't want to hear from you at all.
Who does she want to hear from? I have no idea.
We know that she's a bond trader with a very high impression of herself and a very low impression of those around her. We also know that she's cruel and sarcastic. So I have no idea why people hate Wall Street people.
Also, it's spelled "peepee," bitch.
Seeking Wall St. trader type guy - w4m - 32 (Financial District)
Reply to: pers-238203158@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-21, 4:31PM EST
Are you a Wall St. trader or banker working in the financial district?
Do you have a Bloomberg?
Do you have thin white arms and a little belly because of too much work and no time to work out?
Do you (in reality) suck in bed, because you havn't gotten laid in a while due to your incredible work hours and stress?
Do you have a tiny pipi and you don't even care, because you make enough money as a 'substitution'?
If so, DON'T reply.
Me: 32, long blonde hair, very attractive, bond-trader, surrounded by losers like you the whole day.
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