First off, I coud use this guy as rope for my lasso. He's 5'11 but a mere 20lbs. That would make him either
a) styrofoam
b) some sort of vapor or
c) about an inch in diameter
Next, he makes a typo and says he wants a "women". But what he lacks in spelling skills he more than makes up for in persistence. He emphasizes "women" (puts in all caps in fact) because he is tired of the immaturity. I know that when I look for maturity, I head straight for CL to find a married women who will trade pics with younger dudes on the internet. If nude JPEG-exchange isn't maturity, then I don't know why they call porn with old women "mature."
How mature? Well, 28 is obv too immature. 37 is just too gross/mature. The ideal amount of maturity is between the ages of 29-36.
The author wants to find out what a real women is all about. What is a real women all about, anyway? My guess is a constant psychological need to establish value in a world dominated by men and a strong biological desire to start a family and nurture children. And there's no better way to see if this is right/learn the truth than by finding someone's wife off the internet.
In case the ad was ambiguous before, he blatantly wants hot, erotic passionate nights. If he knew anymore synonyms, he would have used them, too.
He prefers someone who is married or in a relationship with someone else because he wants "to please and be pleased." It's a shame that single women are impossible to please/incapable of pleasing. Must be their immaturity.
22 and looking for an older women to please - m4w - 22
Reply to: pers-236052490@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-17, 2:07AM EST
I'm a nice tall 5'11 20lbs fit latino looking for a WOMEN, and i emphasize women because i am tired of the immaturity, between the ages of 29-36 who is fit, and willing to show me what a real women is all about. I , blatently, want to experiance hot erotic passionate nights, without any long term commitment. I would prefer a married women or someone who is emotionally tied as im looking to please and be pleased. If you are this person and willing to trade pics write back.
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