How classy is the author of this ad? Really classy. He's not just a classy gentleman or a classy speciman, he's a classy dude (perhaps the classiest synonym for man).
How do we know he's classy? Well a classy dude would never reveal his age. Instead, a classy dude would just say "I'm really old" and hope you're okay with having sex with someone so old he won't even reveal it on the internet.
Also, nothing is classier than mutual masturbation. It makes sex sound so juvenile by comparison. Lastly, nothing is classier than telling a woman you have a big penis. That's just pure class right there.
How do we know this dude is really old? He posts at 10:07a, which is the beginning of the evening for an old person. You should respond quickly as he's going to be in bed by noon.
Really Old but Really Classy Dude - m4w
Reply to: pers-239186804@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-24, 10:07AM EST
Seeking woman of any age to enjoy intimate moments including mutual masturbation, body-rub, and anything else which excites you. Smart, funny, fit, attractive, strong hands. Your limits respected, exceedingly discreet, well-endowed if that's important to you
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