The author of this ad has a "buddy," by which I mean "homosexual sex partner." Neither he nor his mensa/nambla colleague is able to determine which of two gentalia is longer.
Since women are known for their ability to see two objects and discern which is longer, they have constructed a wager. They will recruit a woman to determine whose is bigger, settling once and for all their question.
Why couldn't they just measure themselves? Besides the fact that women do it better, two dudes measuring penises would just be gay. And on that topic, the loser of the bet performs oral sex on the winner.
The woman doesn't seem to do anything besides determine who the winner is. She also has to host (both of these geniuses are also homeless). So if you want to lay back and enjoy watching the dumbest contest of the century, just email these guys and it will come directly to you.
The wager as been set. - mm4w - 30 (Midtown)
Reply to: pers-238067211@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-21, 12:14PM EST
A buddy and I bet each other that we were bigger than the other.
We need a woman willing to measure us and tell us who is bigger.
The loser must service the other guy right there.
Any woman interested. We need you to host as well.
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