The author of this ad has some ex-boyfriends. For some reason (std test results?) has decided that she wants to find them again. What happens when she finds them? Best case scenerio is she sleeps with all of them (weird, no?) Worst case scenerio is she wants to be friends or is angry at them, probably revealing the same incompatibilities that led to her breakups in the first place.
So how is she finding these old beaus? Google? Email addresses? Phone numbers? Mutual friends? Their places of business? Of course not!
She knows that all of her exes are looking for sex on the internet at 3:32p on a weekday (because they either don't have jobs or they spend their workday looking for sex on the internet). Thus, she just posts an ad. After all, just because you two were boyfriend and girlfriend doesn't mean she knows anything about you or has any possible means of contacting you.
How does she identify herself? She gives her initials! Luckily she's the only woman in Manhattan with the initials B J (insert obvious 'those letters are funny' joke here).
Also, if you are familiar with Ridgewood at all, you know her. You have to sleep with a lot of people in one neighborhood to get to the point that anyone who knows that neighborhood will remember you. But I guess when your name is BJ and you find your exes in a CL post, you may have accomplished that feat.
Lastly, she posts in Manhattan but there are two Ridgewoods in New York. One is between Queens and Brooklyn, the other is in Northern NJ. If she wants me to remember her, she's gonna have to be more specific than "the slut with dirty initials." For me, that won't narrow it down at all.
Searching for Old Boyfriends - w4m - 30
Reply to: pers-238998523@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-23, 3:32PM EST
I decided to search out my old boyfriends if you remember me please write. I will not answer e-mails that do not contain correct information.
My name is B J (initials) you must reply with my name for reply and something you remember about us. If you know the Ridgewood area, cypress avenue you should remember me.
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