East Europen guys love New York women

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/239143190.html

I remember when I first got to New York from the Old West. I got bored to have relationship with for one night... or something like that. Maybe you don't consider them relationships since they only lasted one night, but they were relationships to me.

Me and that hooker, me and the vomiting girl, me and the dude in the alley. These were special... but I am bored with them now. It is too humdrum.

I am now looking for a woman who will belong to my D.K. (Donkey Kong? Danish Kroner?) I don't even know what it means to find a woman who will belong to anything. Does she like sign herself over to a part of your body?

Well, if she does, she gets to use it and use the author as well. I've never heard of someone using what they belong to. It sounds more like your D.K. belongs to her. But then again, possessor/object noun agreement may be too subtle an art for this Europen traveller.

What are my opinions on safe sex? It's oki! Not oki-doki. But it's oki.

In sex, I can be everything. A man. A woman. A dragon. A paramecium. A number divided by zero. All at once. Just from penetration.

I am so wild, I can have sex at your house or at my house. Or in a puclic place. Or even in an elevator (wow!)

U can take my phone number if U want, also if U think writing U for you is sexy even at the age of 28 and if U think real powerful masculine men only write in all caps.

------SEEKING A GIRL FOR LONG TERM SEX RELATIONSHIP - m4w - 28

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Reply to: pers-239143190@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-24, 3:21AM EST


I GOT BORED TO HAVE RELATIONSHIP WITH FOR ONE NIGHT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
I AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO LL BELONG TO MY D..K.
AND
WHENEVER WHEREVER SHE WANTS SHE CAN USE IT AND USE ME TOO...
SAFE SEX IS OKI
I CAN BE EVERYTHING IN SEX
WILD OR NOT WHATEVER YOU WHAT
INB YOUR HOME IN MY HOME IN CAR IN PUCLIC AREA IN AN ELEVATOR I AM READY FOR EVERY KIND OF CRAZY THING
I AM 28
EAST EUROPEN GUY WHO HAS BEEN IN NY FOR 2 YEARS
TALL 6.3''
SEXY
BROWN EYES
DARK BLACK HAIR
IF U WANT U CAN TAKE MY PHONE NUMBER
SEND A MAIL TO SEE MY PIC...AND I WANT TO SEE YOURS TOO.