The author of this ad boasts a list of ten great things about himself. The last one is the fact that he is "NOT FULL OF [HIMSELF]." Not bad for a man who claims that he's 165 pounds of sexy.
He's also intelligent. Albert Einstein once posted on CL, and his ad was also entirely in caps with spelling errors, and mentioned that he wanted a relationship based entirely on sex outside of his actual relationship with a women of any age that he meets off the internet. However, like Einstein, the author was not intelligent enough to acquire a digital picture of himself. He's not George Eastman or something.
It's that humility that makes him offer himself for free. Men this sexy and well-dressed are usually on the market for thousands of dollars. Not the author. He's so humble, he begs you not to miss your chanse. He knows he'll get snapped up quickly. Especially since he's opened himself to all women, like Jesus who died for all men.
He doesn't have pics, but this bashful soul who has earned our trust confirms that you won't regret your decision to sleep with him.
He even called you sweetheart.
FREE FOR ALL WOMEN DON'T MISS YOUR CHANSE - m4w - 23
Reply to: pers-241126551@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-28, 1:24PM EST
5'9,165 PDS OF SEXY,HANDSOME,CUTE,CHARMING,INTELLIGENT,DOMINANT,ATHLETIC,CLEAN,GOOD DRESSER,NOT FULL OF MYSELF.I'M HISPANIC(PUERTO RICAN),LIGHT SKIN,TATOO RIGHT ARM,LONG BRWN HAIR,BRWN EYES.LOOKING FOR A WOMEN DOESN'T MATTER THE AGE OR ETHNICITY. JUST LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP BASED ON SEX,I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. IF YOUR COOL WITH THAT THEN DROP AN EMAIL AND WE'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE.
P.S. DON'T HAVE PICS BUT TRUST ME SWEETHEART YOU WONT REGRET IT.
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