I like red head. Sorry.
The author if this ad, in his forty years of life, love, and no spelling lessons, has had all of the other colors in the Crayola box. He's slept with Magenta heads, with blondes, with Turqouisettes, and determined that red is the best. His apologies to those women whose hair colors deny them the opportunity to mate with this rare specimen of a man: well aged, single, educated, and in Queens.
Believe it or not, the author is not looking for a girl friend. He is just looking for a woman who has the same needs that he has. They are (based on his punctuation):
- horny sexy love sex and maybe not getting enough (i feel that this one is a little ambiguous and/or is actually four requirements)
- not looking to be tied down (ambiguous: a restatement of his desire for a no-strings situation or a preference for women who aren't into bondage?)
- looking to have fun in bed (who's looking for ennui?)
Ladies, please stop bye and say Hello' to this man. THINK YOU! (What I love about the ad is that he implores you to stop and think, quite the welcome dose of intellectualism in an otherwise crass website).
NATURAL RED HAED ONLY - m4w - 40
Reply to: pers-240402922@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-27, 3:04AM EST
I like red head,Sorry I've had all the other colors and red is the best.Not looking for a girl friend just a woman who may have the same needs i have and that is.you are horny sexy love sex and maybe not getting enough.not looking to be tied down,looking to have fun in bed.im easy going open/mined DD SMOKE FREE 5'11 170 Brown hair & eyes 7inch cock. and very creative in & out of bed.Please no pro's I dont want to sign up at some porn site to see your pic's.If your out there & your intrested stop bye and say Hello' your photo gets mine.... THINK YOU
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