Monday, November 20, 2006

Next time you're in Beijing...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cas/237386451.html

The author of this ad filed the ad under "Long Island," and yet he is not on LI. No, he is a bit further out, in Beijing.

The substance of the ad is "I want to find a woman who, should she ever go to Beijing (cause new yorkers find themselves there so often) would have sex with me." A fairly reasonable request.

This guy "don't concern your look" which is good because if you fly all the way to Beijing and it turns out youre not hot enough, then won't you feel silly? However, you must "like to have the fun"... haha.. you know what he means (i think "the fun" means sex).

I think it's adorable that he actually wrote ...haha...you know what i mean. He laughs at his own jokes, which proves he has a good sense of humor.

So if you like singing, dancing, swimming, and other sports (is swimming a sport?), then agree to one day go to beijing. If nothing else, this ad proves that New York women are viewed in China as so slutty that this guy is looking in America for women when he's in a country with 500,000,000 of them. If you don't go to China to sleep with him, you're not just letting him down, you're letting down America.

NSA sex in Beijing, China - m4w - 29


Reply to: pers-237386451@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-20, 1:03AM EST


Hi. gals, im 29, an open-minded, energetic, funny and goodlooking guy in Beijing, China. i am writing here to find some females who will come to beijing some day and would like to have NSA sex with me. i am free of drugs and sexual diseases, and like singing, dancing, swimming and other sports..
you must be at 18~45 years old, D&D free.. and of course, you must like to have the fun ..haha..you know what i mean. i really don't concern your look.

contact me at [email address] at gmail dot com..hope i will hear from you soon..

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