The author of this ad was six years old when Blanche Devreaux, a character on TV's The Golden Girls, was introduced to the masses. Even then, Blanche was too old to attract normal men.
Now, at the age of 27, our plucky author has decided he doesn't just have a bit of a Blanche crush. Even after the episode where Blanche openly discussed menopause, he wants his tongue to grace her... dry lady parts.
Blanche had two defining characteristics: she was a southern belle and she was a slut. The author of this ad has specified that his woman need not be southern, which only leaves slut (and, i guess, old). He could have just asked for an old slut, but he wanted to show off his knowledge of TV sitcoms.
With a knowledge like that, it's amazing he has to turn to the internet for play.
I want to go down on BLANCHE DEVEREAUX - m4w - 27
Reply to: pers-237689567@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-20, 4:09PM EST
You don't necessarily have to be from the south, though. I am cute, white, safe and discreet. your pic for mine. Get in touch.
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