Sunday, November 12, 2006

I understand like half of this

http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/cas/233645199.html

Where the freaks at that wanna fuck? Well I guess one's in Westchester, but if CL has taught you anything, it's that they're all over the New York metropolitan area.

Now, this post was a bit hard for me to read with the no punctuation and ALL CAPS, but lets see if I can decipher it.

WAS GOODY = Hi
IM LOOKIN FOR A NSA FREAK = I'm looking for a freak who won't act like a freak later on and expect me to like call them again or something
WITH ASS N TITTIES = But please, no one who has had their ass or breasts surgically removed or was tragically born without an ass or never developed breasts.
TO GET IT POPPIN WITH = I'd guess something to do with sex, but only due to the context of the ad
IF THATS U HOLLA AT A G LIKE ME WITH A PIC = If you meet the above description, send a picture of yourself not necessarily to me, but to someone like me. This is a class action ad, for the benefit of many caps-lock loving, punctuation hating g's.
LET ME KNOW WUT U TRYIN TO GET INTO = If you have any other preferences, let me know. Also, be aware that I learned spelling as a kid through text messaging.
NO BUSTED CHICKS = Even though I'm posting for anonymous sex on the internet at 5:57A, I don't want any ugly women. I expect you to objectively evaluate yourself and if you conclude that you're ugly, kindly disregard this ad.
U GOTTA LOOK RIGHT = No blind women either, please.
PIMP ON PIMP STRONG WORD IS BORN AND IM GONE = ? I think the first three words suggest he's open to dudes? Then it's all gibberish from there.

Where The Freaks At That Wanna Fuck - m4w - 23


Reply to: pers-233645199@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-12, 5:57AM EST


WAS GOODY IM LOOKIN FOR A NSA FREAK WITH ASS N TITTIES TO GET IT POPPIN WITH IF THATS U HOLLA AT A G LIKE ME WITH A PIC AND LET ME KNOW WUT U TRYIN TO GET INTO NO BUSTED CHICKS U GOTTA LOOK RIGHT PIMP ON PIMP STRONG WORD IS BORN AND IM GONE

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