I'd imagine one of the hardest parts about posting on CL is trying to find an appropriate title for your ad. "Bored" is a popular and descriptive one. "Horny" or "SWM for BBW" all tell us something about the author and his/her/their preferences.
What makes someone sit at their desk, shortly before Leno, and say, "I know!" What makes them hit the caps lock and write, "HOT COCK." What makes them pause, and then continue, "HOT COCK HOT COCK HOT COCK." What makes them write it just one more time?
"That's what you want, right?" Asks the author. If there was a chance that you didn't know what "it" referred to, he clarifies the ambiguity: "to have... sex with a stud who has a big cock."
He can make you orgasm without taking your pants off. If this is true, it assumes either:
a) The very HOT COCK that was the very centerpiece of his campaign is entirely irrelevant
b) He will cut a hole in your pants with scissors
He puts NO DISEASES in caps. Unlike "no bi-men," he's serious about that one. Just as serious as he was about his HOT COCK. And, by the way, if he feels like his cock is really hot and burning, maybe it's a little too late to worry about not making a trip to a clinic.
HOT COCK HOT COCK HOT COCK HOT COCK HOT COCK - m4w - 29 (Midtown)
Reply to: pers-240897538@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-27, 11:27PM EST
That's what you want, right? To have hot NSA sex with a stud who has a big cock.
So here's what else I have to offer - tall, athletic, single, d/d free, degreed, intelligent, funny, hung... oh and I can go all night and can make you cum without even taking your pants off.
You -- female. couples ok, no bi-men. Fun in bed. I'm in shape, expect similar. Curves OK, no BBWs though. DISEASE FREE. That's right, I don't want a trip to the clinic either.
Send your pic and your fantasy/kinks. I have mine, let's make them happen.
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