What sane, rational man has not always wanted to have sex with a midget?
Sadly, there are some parts of the USA (aka New Jersey) where midgets aren't as common as they are in say, California or Missouri or North Midgetsburg. Thus, the author of this ad hasn't been able to meet/make love to a midget.
The author is sane. Don't believe him? Well, it's varafiable. Go ahead, he'll varafy it with a certificant of sanity or maybe a sanity test where he pees on a stick and it turns purple, the chemical color of sanity residue. Trust me, the more you doubt his sanity, the less sane you probably are.
What else should you know about the author besides the fact he's sane? Well the first thing in terms of importance is that he has truck. Midgets fucking love trucks.
I'm amazed this guy spelled hygenic correctly. But then again, you have to take seriously the problems associated with dirty midgets. You could get teeny tiny herpes.
MIDGET WANTED - m4w - 28
Reply to: pers-254503096@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-28, 12:59PM EST
ive always wanted to have sex with a midget but dont know any. im sane (varafiable), have truck, money, home, life, ect. i dont mind about you as long as youre sane & hygenic.
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