Consider it a mitzvah

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/246381726.html

This isn't even a personals ad. It's an ad to come to a fundraiser at the JCC. I'm not sure how comfortable the Jewish Community organizers are that their event will be drawing the "looking for sex on the internet" crowd. And not even the j-date crowd, either!

The author of the ad spends more time describing the concert than himself. He rattles off a fast sketch, height/weight proportionate, but then provides an entire Dead Sea scroll on the concert. I think his logic is that the concert is his biggest appeal, which says a lot of sad things about him.

Lady reading CL: Hmm..., this guy has a ten foot penis, this guy will pay me $1000, this guy is really handsome.... oh wait! free tickets to the Riverdale JCC Jewish Rock Concert! By a guy so well connected that he has free tickets!

And if you're still not willing to sleep with this guy, the Riverdale Rising Stars are performing a selection from "Footloose." If show tunes from little Jewish kids the winter before drama camp doesn't make you want to have sex with this stranger, then you've got no Hanukkah spirit.

I'm going to the Riverdale JCC Rock Concert tonight - - m4w - 39

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Reply to: pers-246381726@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-09, 9:57AM EST


Anybody want to come with me?

I'm a fairly normal guy, height & weight proportionate, sane, just looking for a cute girl who'd like to come to this concert. My treat (ok, I have some free tix....)

Please send your clear face pic and be fun.

Thanks.



Rock Concert: Blue Fringe and Naqshon's Leap - Naqashon's Leap will open this night of Jewish rock & roll, followed by a concert by Blue Fringe (with special guest appearance by Riverdale Jewish Center's Cantor Shim Craimer). With record-breaking sales and scores of sold-out performances, Blue Fringe is fast establishing itself as America's favorite Jewish rock band. Captivating large and enthusiastic audiences of all ages across the religious spectrum throughout the U.S. and abroad, the band successfully mixes pop, rock, funk and R&B with Jewish themes that are particularly relevant today. The night will be MC'd by Riverdale's own Mason Voit and Michael Akselrad. 7PM at the Riverdale YM-YWHA. $10 for students; $15 for adults. Before the concert, at 6:30 pm, the Riverdale Rising Stars will present a selection from "Footloose."