The author of this ad sets a scene. You're about to hook up with a guy. Underwear starts coming off and he wonders how "hairy" you are. I have no idea why the word hairy is in quotes. It's not slang, it's a real word.
The author then informs you that men don't like hairy women. Au contraire, mon ami! Apparently, hairy women have a "pee" smell. I wonder why. Oh yeah, maybe because the
proximity of those hairs to actual pee gives it that "pee" smell. That could be it.
The author then says that some women go through waxing, but he doesn't know why. Especially since it doesn't last forever. Instead, a far more reasonable alternative is...
Letting an older stranger off of the internet bring his razor and shave your genitalia. How is that not a much better idea than leaving this to a loved one or a professional? Oh yeah, the possibility of terrible disfigurement and the certitude of incredible weirdness. Also the fact that this is even less permanent than waxing.
If you for some odd reason trust this guy with your naked body, at least insist that he uses a condom over his razor.
When He Slide Off Your Panties Will He Like What He Sees? - m4w (Gramercy)
Reply to: pers-249378899@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-15, 12:00PM EST
Hi,
It's a very special moment. You've wined and dined, kissed and hugged. And now it's time for real passion. It's probably the most ecstatic experience a human being can have. The first time you make love. The antipation...the adrenalin...the excitement of pleasure to come.
It can be scary too because you will be exploring each other's bodies. Touching and tasting those special places. You might have wondered how "big" he is. He might have wondered how "hairy" you are. Some women endure the pain and expense of waxing. I am not sure what the motivation behind that is, especially if it's a "Brazilian". But it must feel so incredibly sexy knowing that you look so gorgeous down there and will be irresistable.
Guys don't like really hairy crotches. They tend to have a "pee" smell and you need a machete to fight your way in there. And, even the most gorgeous waxing won't last forever. Before long that ugly stubble will grow in and spoil that "shaved" look.
Well I have had this erotic fantasy of trimming and shaving! I did it once with a woma I was in a relationship with and we had a few laughs. It's hard to do by yourself because you don't have the right angle of view. I can bring a brand new razor, electric trimmer and make you look good enough to eat.
No sex is required or expected. I am a safe, sane, fun, funny, sensual older guy with a strong libido and kinky side.
Pamper yourself and have some fun.
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