It's a buyer's market for rapists out there. With a glut of students graduating every year from the top rape schools and not enough, um, openings for new people, you can expect hundreds of applications to this job.
It's a shame because, in the 1970s, the rape market used to be fantastic. Then came outsourcing and the high cost of lawyers.
Anyway, this ad is for a woman so submissive, she doesn't even write the ad herself. She's quoted in it, like it's some sort of newsletter article. In her own words: "I would ask that the proper lubricant be used for anal sex." It's a good thing that got quoted; it's the type of thing the author could never have paraphrased.
Rapists Wanted: Apply Within - w4m
Reply to: pers-253975468@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-27, 10:50AM EST
My lady friend wants to live out her fantasy of being sexually assaulted by several men at once
She is in her 30's, blonde, slim, and attractive.
In her own words;
"I guess what appeals to me is the struggle and ultimate submission but I am definitely not into pain.I'm also not into having some one cum in my mouth and I would ask that proper lubricant be used for anal sex.I'd be most excited by firm controlling men who make their intentions clear verbally as well as physically.
I'd prefer men up to age 35 and am definitely not into anyone overweight, excessively short, unclean, or otherwise unattractive."
This will take place at a Manhattan hotel this coming Friday evening.
Only respond if you are available then
The rules are as follows:
1-Safe sex only. Condoms are mandatory for all penetrations.
2-No marks or bruises permitted. The lady WILL resist and she may be restrained. She may not be hit in order to subdue her.
3-The lady will wear a blindfold to protect her anonymity. It is NOT to be removed
4-Straight men only. No man on man action.
I will be present to enforce the rules and ensure her safety but will not participate.
If you are interested in participating send me a face/body shot and a brief description of why you should be chosen.
NO penis shots. I have one and the lady and I both know what they look like. They will just get you removed from consideration.
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