How I lost my night job

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/245825383.html

....THERE....are.....PEOPLE....who....reach.....AGE.....45.....and.....CANT.....SPELL.......wurds.

The author of this ad is socially aware enough to know that there are a lot of people in their offices in New York who are phenomenally bored. The problem is that this statement is far more accurate at 1p than it is at 2:26a. What kind of people are at work at that time?

1. Emergency Room Doctors
   
2. Police Officers
3. Bartenders
4. Bus Drivers
5. Prostitutes
   

The author of the ad (after a shock of inspiration "o ya") suggests that these people take their cell phone cameras and photograph "kinky pics" of themselves and send them to this 45 year old internet loner.

"Hey, bus driver! Why are you taking pictures of your naked self on a bus?"
"Nobody here. I a lone and bord."

You need to be very very desperate for a thrill to take pictures on the spot for the benefit of some guy you know nothing about but his age. Also, if you're at work that late, you probably have an important enough job that killing time shouldn't be a priority. If you're a police officer or doctor, you may kill time by, say, saving lives or giving kids that mean "don't commit a crime" look.

At the very least, use a better quality camera than your cell phone.

.......YOUR...... AT... YOUR...desk...and... bord................... - m4w - 45

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Reply to: pers-245825383@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-08, 2:26AM EST


so your bord what to do to kill time think.o ya get your phone camera and take nude pics in your office nobody here. your a lone send kinky pics