Hello!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/245350953.html

The author of this ad is not only a nymphomaniac, she also has attention deficit disorder. What begins as a request for sex becomes:

1. disjointed facts about the author (When I'm at home alone, I divide my time between the television and the computer.)
2. ridiculous sexual ambition (I want to fuck all the good looking guys in sight without worrying about what happens next.)
3. philosophy (I'm just wondering why there's a serious lack of hard cock in my bed.)
4. a rejection of philosophy (Spare me the philosophy and fuck me silly, already!)
5. an apparent rejection of contraception (I prefer to not think about tomorrow while I'm fucking you today.)
6. a qualification to become a Navy SEAL (I've always been good at charging in where others fear to tread.)
7. a suggestion that anonymous internet sex will dramatically affect the author's life (I'm not changing my life, I'm kicking it to the curb and getting a better one.)
8. a comparison between the author and an earthquake (I'm ... the epicenter of any good party.)
9. a contradiction (I'm bored with my life right now. I need some action to break out of this rut!...In my free time I like to screw constantly.)
10. two sentence fragments (Gang fucked! rough hard and nasty!)
11. intermittent greetings (Hello!...Hey There!)
    

Any woman who wants sex this badly and can't find it in New York is either deformed or shackled to her apartment in chains.

Just looking for fun.. - w4m - 29 (Lower East Side)

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Reply to: pers-245350953@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-07, 5:12AM EST


Just looking for fun.. no strings just a good time... I have a kinky side so don't be afraid to ask.. I'm defiantly not the girl next door..
I'm your typical wild child, the epicenter of any good party. Hello! I'm bored with my life right now. I need some action to break out of this rut! Hey there! I'm a post-feminist slut. Spare me the philosophy and fuck me silly, already! I prefer to not think about tomorrow while I'm fucking you today. I've always been good at charging in where others fear to tread. I want to fuck all the good looking guys in sight without worrying about what happens next. When I'm at home alone, I divide my time between the television and the computer. In my free time I like to screw constantly. I'm just wondering why there's a serious lack of hard cock in my bed. Feel free to drop me a line only if you're looking for some discreet fun with no strings attached. I look forward to screwing your brains out. I'm not changing my life, I'm kicking it to the curb and getting a better one. Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Gang fucked! rough hard and nasty!