Hi, Ladies. The author of this ad just wants to you to know one thing: he has the pole.
Glasses drop from hands and shatter on the ground! Men in tuxedos bolt from their parties and into the streets. Police sirens echo off in the distance. Santa Claus suddenly questions whether his land has been invaded.
He has the pole!
The author only realized this at 10:20am this morning. Oh my goodness! I have the pole! He raced to craigslist to share the news.
Further, he is looking a hole to plant his pole. Not only is that big news, but it rhymes! How often does that happen?
The author only wants women who are interesting to email him. I think any woman who reads this and even considers emailing this guy is, by definition, interesting to say the least.
Then, without any punctuation at all, the author thanks you for reading. What a gracious guy. No wonder the gods entrusted him with the one and only pole.
i have the pole - m4w - 38
Reply to: pers-314740821@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-19, 10:21AM EDT
hi ladies just want you to know that i have the pole and am looking a hole to plant my pole so if you are intresting email me thank you all for reading
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