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Jean-Pierre here may have just gotten off of the boat too recently to perfect his English, but with enough time to learn about CL. Oh America! "Give us your tired, your poor, your desperate men yearning to meet women," Lady Liberty types at 1:09a.

JP knows you like sexy NSA nights too. At least some of you. While he was quite the man-whore a Paris, he doesn't know how it works here.

• Hint 1: Not the internet
• Hint 2: Acquire a lot of money
  

JP doesn't know a ton of English, and yet knows the expression "pics for pics." Berlitz really teaches what's important.

He lists a bunch of self-serving French arrogant things to say about himself, and so on, and then... interrupts himself to demand from you an explanation! Why are you waiting, you slothful American?

JP wants someone "between a fairy and a witch." JP is not just European, but he is from a crappy 17th century European fantasy book. He also likes, "infinite conversations about politics, arts or pornography at the MET (these are a few examples of conversations)." A few observations:

• (I knew those were examples, dumbass)
• pornography at the MET? That's a little more specific than the other topics, no? Or was that one topic? "Whether there should be arts or pornography at the Met," in which case I'd have to vote for the latter.

JP knows that, like all French men, he may attract a gay male crowd. Sorry, guys. JP will "very probably remain" straight. I doubt JP doesn't know the word "definitely," so I think his "very probably" is very probably a "definitely will not."

I Have been said it is sexy... - m4w - 25

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Reply to: pers-256836791@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-03, 1:09AM EST


.. to have a strong french accent. Well, I hope so, because i have no choice. So please forgive my english, my thoughts behind are rich and sound.

I guess it should not be that difficult to find a nice girl to enjoy some sexy NSA nights from time to time. I know you like it too (at least some of you). It wasn't difficult in Paris, but here I just don't know how it works. I'm good-looking (pics for pics), athletic, educated, funny, well, a nice guy i think, not really tall (5' 7''), liberal, easy-going, very intelligent, and so on... why are you waiting! I don't answer w4m posts, there are too many fakes, and anyway let's let the ladies choose. That why I decided to post here.

Now, what do i want ? That's the difficult part, especially because I'd like to be surprised. Let's say I want somebody between a fairy and a witch, or a crazy intellectual writer able to get naked. I'd love kinky relationships (in the way you prefer), and infinite conversations about politics, arts or pornography at the MET (these are a few examples of conversations).

I also love a sweet wet pussy to lick like a candy, a softly moaning girl under my tongue, and a lot of other things. Oh, and I love drawing, so if it doesn't bother you too much, I may ask for some modelling...

Do you think you can make it ? I have a lot to give back.

PS: sorry guys, I am straight and will very probably remain...