Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Did you even see The Graduate?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/259283194.html

So in The Graduate, Dustin Hoffman plays a college graduate who is seduced by a married woman. The married woman, played by Anne Bancroft, is named Mrs. Robinson.

The author of this ad, a 24 year old product of no accredited educational institution, wants an older lady, but doesn't understand how not all older ladies are Mrs. Robinson. Let me explain some differences:
  1. She was Mrs. Robinson, not Miss Robinson. The movie wouldn't make much sense if Mrs. Robinson weren't married to Mr. Robinson or weren't the mother of Dustin Hoffman's childhood crush.
  2. Mid 30s? Dustin Hoffman's character was at least 21, so for Mrs. Robinson to be one generation ahead and to be in her mid 30s, she'd have to have had a kid at the age of 14. She was more like in her mid to late 40s. Big difference.
  3. A college graduate could spell summary and interest.
  4. Dustin Hoffman was the reluctant object of Mrs. Robinson's advances. That's like the whole reason the movie is so sexy. The scene where Hoffman stutters "I think you're trying to seduce me," is classic. Posting for sex on the internet is like the complete opposite of that.
You have a lot to learn, dude. But I have one major word of advice for you: plastics.

miss robinson - m4w - 24 (Midtown East)


Reply to: pers-259283194@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-09, 12:36AM EST


i have a thing for women in thier mid 30's. i think its sexy when an older woman feels she can show me what age has perfected. in mind ,body and experience. if this strikes your intrest respond with a short summery of your self and a picture

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