This doesn't even sound like a good idea. At best, it sounds not stupid. In practice, reading 120 pages of 7th grade horror while your fingers are inside of some stranger from the internet's navel is just awkward.
But, then again, guys have a demand for sex that is willing to accommodate the bizarre whims of the short supply. So men who aren't belly button fetishists per se will likely fake it because, hey, we're willing to pretend if it means sex. But seriously, after 3 chapters of reading while a girl's fingers lie limp and useless inside of your belly button, even the desperate-est guy will start to wonder what the hell he's doing.
If this girl is the girl of your dreams, you're probably in the 7th grade yourself. You're not sure what sex entails and figure it has something to do with belly buttons. Your ideal date involves reading Fear Street and a woman who says "totally serious." You've got a lot of growing up to do.
Also, who writes "signed" at the end of a letter? It's implied, weirdo.
"Please let that be you..." - w4m - 22
Reply to: pers-330303170@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-13, 10:26PM EDT
You: hot greek stud, big muscles and a huge cock.
MUST HAVE A BELLY BUTTON FETISH!!
I want to put my fingers in your belly button while I read R.L. Stine novels out loud to you.
Come on baby.
Come and get it, if you dare.
reply only if you're totally serious.
signed,
the girl of your dreams.
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