Monday, May 14, 2007

Garfield Enters the World of Online Dating

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cas/330513370.html

This gentleman has conflicting views on Mondays. He begins his ad stating his distaste for the first business day of the week, but then describes the day itself as one filled with possibility and opportunity and even calls it "beautiful Monday" towards the end of his ad.

You could meet this stranger in a park or by the beach and if you are mutually turn on, you could have mind blowing off the wall sex for hours. I'd be surprised if someone who lacks the subtlety to use lower case letters at all is a delicate enough lover to make sex mind blowing or off the wall. In his defense, at the age of 44, sex may take hours before he can develop an erection.

This man is a professional, but not so professional that he has to be at work or that he can't be absent for hours upon hours. Also, if this guy is 44 and single and rich, you should immediately start wondering what terrible nonobvious flaw this guy has that has rendered him posting for sex at 1037a on a Monday, well into his 40s.

Then again, he has curky hair and he can make today a day to remember... as the day you got herpes.

I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS!!!! - m4w - 44


Reply to: pers-330513370@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-14, 10:37AM EDT


I HATE MONDAYS..........SO I TOOK OFF TODAY. WOULD LOVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF THIS DAY. IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT, WE COULD MEET IN A PARK OR NEAR THE BEACH. HAVE A COFFEE, CHAT, GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER AND IF WE ARE BOTH MUTUALLY TURN ON BY EACH OTHER MAKE THE BEST OF THE DAY BY HAVING MIND BLOWING OFF THE WALL SEX WITH EACH OTHER FOR HOURS......SOUND GOOD? ME PROFESSIONAL, 6'1 DARK CURKY HAIR, BLUE/GREEN EYES AND A BODY THAT WILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU FOR HOURS...NON-STOP. LETS CHAT AND EXCHANGE SOME PICS. WHY LET THIS BEAUTIFUL MONDAY GET AWAY, WHEN WE COULD MAKE IT A DAY TO REMEMBER.........

1 comment:

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