The author of this ad, who writes in the all-caps genre of seduction, is a freak n so horny. However, for some reason, she will shut off her computer right after posting the ad and insist you call up her boyfriend in Washington Heights and tell him the following:
- I'm going to use your girlfriend for sex
- I heard you were gay
- I'm a close friend of Nessa's, but if you ask me anything about her, I'll quickly get caught in a lie.
- I'm a close friend of Nessa's, like the nine other people you've never heard of who have just called.
I like the fact that this boyfriend is ok with dudes using his girl for sex, but the mention of craigslist bothers him. Maybe if she had met her lovers in bars or at the supermarket it would be far more wholesome infidelity.
Also, why does she give you her boyfriend's cell number? Does she not have her own phone? Her 973 # isn't a landline since she's in Washington Heights and 973 is New Jersey. Is there any other number she could have possibly given out for sex besides her boyfriend's number?
On that topic, if she's so horny and she's with her boyfriend... why doesn't that problem just solve itself?
I NEED SEX NOW - w4m (Inwood / Wash Hts)
Reply to: pers-327469150@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-09, 12:03PM EDT
MY NAME IS NESSA IM A FREAK PERSON N SO HORNY , IM LOOKING FOR A MAN ONLY FOR SEX .. SO THIS IS MY NUMBER CALL ME [#]/[#]/[#]/[#]/[#]/[#]/[#]/[#]/[#]/[#]... MY BOY IS GONNA ANSWER HE DONT MIND CAUSE HE IS GAY TOO.... IT DONT MATTER ASK FOR ME VANESSA N TELL HIM THE YOU LOOKING FOR ME FOR SEX .. HE KNOWS JUST TELL HIM YOU ARE A CLOSE FRIND OF MINE IF HE ASK.... IM JUST LOOKING FOR A NSA FUN NOTHING ELSE ..... NO DRAMA VERY DISCREET... GUYS FROM 20-25 ONLY .... DONT EMAIL ME JUST CALL ME .... N HURRY CAUSE IM HORNY ... DONT TELL MY BOY IS SOMEONE FROM CRAIGSLIST.. OK WELL SEE YA ..... CALL ME ....
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