Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ay papi! I fall upon the thorns of life!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/385710268.html or translated

This ad was originally written en español. Thanks to Google Language Tools, however, I was able to have it translated into not just the crass vernacular of CL, but to what could pass for the verses of Percy Bysshe Shelley.

The author has two parallel, conflicting desires: to suck and to swallow. She can't do both, can she? But, as Shelley noted in Ode to the West Wind, the wind can be both "Destroyer and Preserver." So too this woman can suck and swallow.

The author likes the great and heavy yards. Why? Well because it absorbs her teats, which is pretty incredible. Unless her teats are water and your great and heavy yards are a sponge, but that wouldn't make any sense.

The author will put herself in four for you, which I think means she will bend over on all fours. At least I hope it means that.

The author bends over on all fours for you. She is dunked!
Much like Shelley falls upon the thorns of life. He bleeds!
This ad is so ripped off.

Up next, the author's totito (a dog that lives in kansas?) wants to be stretched by a "great and heavy tiny beast." Such a mythical creature of conflict, that is both great and tiny, is already stretching my mind. Hopefully it will leave my totito alone.

Ay papi, dame your milk! I'm sick of daming it for you. And if you absorb this girl's teats, you're just going to dame it anyway. I think.

ay papi, dame your milk! - w4m (Inwood/Wash Hts)


Reply to: pers-385710268@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-30, 10:37 P.M. EDT


I have desire to suck and to swallow. I like the great and heavy yards. I like Latin and brown.

it absorbs my teats and I put myself in four for you, papi.

I am dunked and I want to suck and to swallow milk.

my totito wants to be stretched by a great and heavy tiny beast… ay papi, dame your milk!

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