Wednesday, September 5, 2007

IThink Ur Weird?Xtra Weird

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/414131252.html

The author of this ad likes abbreviating. She replaces "Extra" with "Xtra" and "You" with "U". She even just takes out spaces when she feels they're not necessary. I wish this was the weirdest part of the ad. It's not.

This woman is not only turned on by a large, hairy ass, but is turned on by people who try desperately to lose weight and are frustrated and unable to do so. A soup of your fat, hair and sad failure is her aphrodisiac. In the only full and complete sentence in her ad, she asks you if you feel like you are the victim of a supernatural curse causing your ass to stay fat. Only if you are so angry and distraught that you've considered that demons are ruining your ass will this woman be into you.

Also she likes butt sniffing.

She describes herself as normal. And the fact is, she may as well be. Predicting what women want is a difficult if not impossible process. I'm sure this woman is totally normal-seeming in real life and there are dozens of nice dudes trying to win her affections. And they're failing and beating themselves up for it. And little do they know that they don't have a chance because predicting what any given woman wants is like predicting the stock market. There are general trends, but if anyone was even remotely reliably accurate at it, they'd be a billionaire.

UHave Tree Trunk Thighs?Xtra Junk In Ur Trunk? Hairy Lower Body? - w4m - 29


Reply to: pers-414131252@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 10:24PM EDT


Do you feel like you have a curse? You can not lose weight in your ass and thighs no matter what you do? I think it's hot. A guy who is fit up top with huge thighs and a chunky hairy butt, size 34", 36", 38" waist. Into butt sniffing and worship. Safe, serious. My fetish is weird but I am good looking, normal.

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