It's Sunday night and Harlem's Heartthrob™ is going to the bar tonight. And for the first time in CL history, he's decided to let the internet know about it.
Like Jesse Jackson or Johnnie Cochran, HH makes his case in rhyme. Nothing turns a lady on more than a poem like:
SKINNY OR FAT
SHORT OR TALL
I LUST FOR YOU ALL
SHORT OR TALL
I LUST FOR YOU ALL
The magic of this poem is that it not only rhymes, but that it also reminds girls that they could be hideously ugly and this heartthrob will still use them as an object. Or this gem:
If you can hang
lets BANG!
This ode, reminiscent of To His Coy Mistress, suggests to the woman that if she is able to have sex, then maybe they should have sex.
I suggest this lesser-known work, attributed to HH:
If you respond to this ad
Your Sunday nights are SAD
Your Sunday nights are SAD
It lacks HH's usual flair, but it is frank and honest.
HH mentions the fact that he will be in Harlem only three times, including his name. But the last time, he does so WITH GUSTO!
HARLEM'S HEARTTHROB (NSA) - m4w - 26 (Harlem / Morningside)
Reply to: pers-384854686@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-29, 10:11PM EDT
I'm going to the bar tonight, and I don't like drinking alone so feel free to join me. DRINKS ON ME! I don't discriminate on dates so just send me a pic and if I like, I'll divulge the location where I will be consuming my cocktails and we can link up. SKINNY OR FAT SHORT OR TALL I LUST FOR YOU ALL! I'm ISO a drinking partner that can handle her liquor and isn't afraid of her sexuality either. I'm a 9.5"er so if you can hang lets BANG! FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME BEFORE MIDNIGHT! I can HOST for after hours. LOCATION HARLEM!
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